MSPI. Hello old friend. Wait. Not friend. Not friend at all, in fact. I mean, you should be a friend by now, we’ve spent enough time together. But I don’t really like you. So hello, old jerkface. There. That seems […]
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“I have really got this mom-to-one thing down. I suppose it was time considering I now am a mother-to-three,” I bragged to my sister the other day. And then again to my girlfriends at dinner. Because as the elders have […]
Happy Friday, friends! I am writing over at Her View From Home today about the emotional roller coaster that is moi. Because while I rarely get mad… I am a very spirited soul. And so, there are about a million and two […]
When I graduated high school, I knew just who I wanted to be when I grew up. Did you? I knew that I would go to the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. I would major in Advertising {I got to write and I […]
I caught poop in my hand the other day. Seriously. Green. Liquid. Poop. IN MY HAND, PEOPLE. Like, I was mid-diaper-change-and-poo-squirted-out-INMYHAND. Gah. I mean… SERIOUSLY, what am I supposed to do with that?! Welp. Apparently scrub your hand raw, and […]
“You know what I heard on John Tesh the other day…” Agh! When did this happen? When did people in my life start to reference John Tesh in every day convo? Did I somehow get sucked into a time vortex? […]
July 1. When did that happen? I mean, clearly, today. But wasn’t it just January? Weren’t we just shoveling snow? Well, probably… if you’re a Nebraskan, like me. But gosh, for the life of me, I can’t figure out what I’ve […]
I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I […]
I once took a gig where the sole duty was making phone calls. From home. Perfect! Or so I thought. But have you ever tried to talk on the phone with children in your midst? Or better yet, been on the […]
“Have you booked your flight yet?” “I don’t think I’m going to go…” “Why?” “I don’t wanna leave you with the three kiddos for the whole weekend.” “No. I want you to go. You never do anything for yourself. You […]
