You know how sometimes people say, “I should have gone back to bed” after a bad day? Well, that was my yesterday. Except I did go back to bed. But apparently the universe did not get the memo.
So. I did it. I went back to bed. At the beginning of the day, things were off. And I crawled back in between the sheets. I did not pass go. I did not collect $200. And yet, it was still a shitstorm of a day. So I’d hate to imagine what the universe would have had in store for me had I not gotten the extra ZZZs.