I’ve been trying to figure out how to write about this. It’s a recurring theme within my female relationships. The women in my life are, for the most part, not happy. They are not content. They are stagnate. Bored. Wandering. […]
No Comment
For as long as I can recall, I have drooled. That’s right. Add that to the list of “sexy shit Ashli does.” I have drooled, out of my mouth, onto the pillow case, as I slept. Definitely since I was […]
Wisdom teeth. When I was a freshman in college, I had my wisdom teeth tanked out during Christmas break. Because I was already dealing with chronic hypertension, they elected to put me completely “under.” And that was my first surgery. […]
A week ago, I spent my day at the Omaha Women’s Health and Wellness conference, then Saturday we firepitted it up with our friends, Sunday was the Komen run, Monday the Junior League… by Tuesday, this mama was dog tired. […]
I have a long way to go. A loooooong way. Perfection isn’t anywhere close to the messy world I live in. But I’m supposed to be in the pursuit of it, right? Of being bright teethed-shiny haired-tight bunned-doe eyed-yes ma’am-prim […]
And then, I let them touch my boobs and see my bacon bitted nip. … I’ve gotten to speak 3 different times so far this month. Because, breasts! It’s our month to shine! We who have the empty breasts… the […]
Ahhhhhh… fall is in the air. Pumpkin stuff abounds. And chunky plaid scarves are swallowing the necks of women everywhere. That can only mean one thing. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas. WHOOOOOOOA, Nelly. It isn’t Christmas?! We […]
I worked in non-profit organizations for a total of 5 years. I organized walks for 40 people all the way up to a few thousand. I called. Begged. Pleaded. For donations. For money. For the kids. The families with cystic fibrosis […]
I stared at my naked body last night post-shower. And my friends, I had a moment. I had a moment as I looked at my softball boobs. My linebacker shoulders and arms. My c section scar. My flubby armpit from. […]
We were friends. So she sent my blog over to someone in her department. After I told the world about having breast cancer, Melinda shared my words. A year ago. She shared them with Jenny. And Jenny reached out to […]
