Boy: Why did you leave the freakin' back open? Dad of Boy {mom giggling verrrry quietly}: B. I don't know where you heard that but it isn't appropriate for you to use the …
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Happier than ...a hog in mud. ...a woodpecker in a lumber yard. ...a witch in a broom factory. ...dracula at a blood drive. ...a camel on Wednesday. ...a bird with a french fry. ...a unicorn eating cake …
"You know... my mother never bought that stuff. And neither did I." "Oh? {yay! This conversation! I already see where this train's goin'}" "Yeah... you know that you can actually make your …
Mother: Okay! Time for toys away! Child: All the toys are picked up. Mother: Oh really? I think I saw Legos on the floor. Child: Where? Mother: Over by the coffee table? Child: What coffee …
Gosh. It was a good weekend. Wasn't it? If you're in Husker country, you know we beat the thugs from Miami. And that was pretty much amazing. The weather. Ahhhhh. Have I …
You know what I never really took much notice of prior to having a child? Drive-thrus. Drive-thrus are possibly the smartest and best invention known to man.{yes. I am comparing drive-thrus …
Here was my to-do list for the weekend: || hang frames in kitchen || order bulletin board || wash boys' sheets || menu planning || Hy-Vee || clean out closet || clean out car || figure out front …
I had the night off last eve. I put in a PTO request to the MANagement in the middle of last week {Side note: I'm starting to think my paychecks …
A First child rolls and falls from a changing table and this happens... {laying Barrett on the exam table at Urgent Care}Dr: So he took a little spill.Me: He fell from …
I read and shared {on FB} a hilarious piece the other day comparing the 1970s back-to-school stuff vs today's love of excess. The entire thing is worth reading, laughing over, …
